Age: 32
Height : 5'9"
Position: Midfield Maestro
Previous Clubs : Oblivion, Gigalum, The Grand, Aquum
Favourite Jam Eat: Tough call... Sticky Squid or Roast rib of beef
Favourite Jam Tipple: Bacardi 8/Sailor Jerry’s & coke and a squeeze of fresh lime
Favourite Artist: Norman Jay (DJ) Banksy (Artist)
Favourite Saying: “Would’chya?!”
Gaffer says: “A lively left winger can be wasteful with his final ball”

Age: 26
Height : 5'8"
Position: Elegant Midfielder
Previous Clubs : Vitória Futebol Clube, Sport Lisboa e Benfica...
Favourite Jam Eat: French Beans with Soy, Chilli and Garlic.
Favourite Jam Tipple: Kick Jam
Favourite Artist: Tim Burton; Matt Bellamy
Favourite Saying: How rude! (with one eyebrow raised!)
Gaffer says: “Sometimes late for training, always best dressed ... A winner”

Age: 45
Height : 5'8"
Position: Solid in Defence
Previous Clubs : Serious & Dusted.
Favourite Jam Eat: Cod and Prawn Fishcakes
Favourite Jam Tipple: Luigi De Bosca Gala 2
Favourite Artist: The DJ Norman Jay
Gaffer Says: "At times sloppy in possession but strong in the tackle"

Age: 26
Height: 6’0
Position: Right Back (in the kitchen)
Previous Clubs: Aquum.
Favourite Jam Eat: Ribeye Steak
Favourite Artist: Steven Spielberg
Favourite Saying: “Get out of my Kitchen”
Gaffer Says: “A hard worker for the team, seldom lets you down”

Age: 23
Height : 5'10"
Position: Tricky Winger
Previous Clubs : Ruby Blue
Favourite Jam Eat: Cola Glazed Ham
Favourite Artist: Radiohead and The Beatles
Favourite Saying: 'Awesome'
Gaffer says: "Lots of energy, needs to improve on crossing"

Age: 39
Height: 6'2"
Position: left back........in the kitchen!
Previous clubs: aquum, the well, the settle inn.
Favourite jam tipple: staropramen.
Favourite jam eat: mutton curry..
Favourite artist: Al Green,Mark Rosco.
Favourite saying: ”nobody’s perfect!”
Gaffer says: ”A bit lazy in training but delivers on match day”

Age: 37
Height : 5.7 (I'm a Giant in my country)
Position: Flying Winger
Previous Clubs: South London Pacific, Appleton Estate & Sagatiba
Favourite Jam Eat: Spicy Buffalo Wings
Favourite Jam Tipple: Appleton VX with Anything
Favourite Artist: Banksy & The Libertines
Favourite Saying: Stay for one more?
Gaffer Says: “ A leader on the pitch, can go missing during a game”